CHUNKY
THE CHRISTMAS CLUB / 2026
Big Bitcoin energy.
A little whale mischief.
Twenty gifts with personality.
AI concept scene · products and samples to be confirmed
FOR YOUR PEOPLE. FOR THEIR CONVICTION.
Ten Chunky Whale originals. Ten Bitcoin Christmas ideas. From loud knits to clever stocking fillers, start a shortlist for the people who make your year.
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THE GIFT EDIT
20 gift ideas
T-shirt · Product mockup
The friend who makes every Christmas louder.
Orange and hot-pink ribbons frame the unchanged whale.
Proposed t-shirt design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Knitted jumper · Product mockup
The office-party legend.
White snowflake bands, orange diamonds and the approved whale on a central patch.
Proposed knitted jumper design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Hoodie · Product mockup
Your permanently cosy favourite.
A gift-ribbon frame, pink stars and big white lettering around the unchanged whale.
Proposed hoodie design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Cuffed beanie · Product mockup
The serial present shaker.
Approved whale on a white cuff patch, a separate red bow and tiny inspector lettering.
Proposed cuffed beanie design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Ceramic mug · Product mockup
The Christmas-morning coffee person.
Deadpan white lettering, hot-pink ribbon and the unchanged whale.
Proposed ceramic mug design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Travel tumbler · Product mockup
The friend always on the move.
Approved whale, orange starburst and red confetti, with an XMAS ’26 signature.
Proposed travel tumbler design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Tote bag · Product mockup
The friend who carries everyone’s presents.
An oversized bow frames the unchanged whale above chunky black type.
Proposed tote bag design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Tree ornament · Product mockup
Your secret Santa draw.
Approved whale on a round ornament, orange stars and a separate red ribbon.
Proposed tree ornament design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Christmas stocking · Product mockup
The household’s biggest Christmas fan.
White cuff, orange stripe, red snowflakes and an unchanged whale patch.
Proposed christmas stocking design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Festive socks · Product mockup
The stocking-filler specialist.
Orange snowflakes and unmirrored whale patches, with proposed red heels and toes.
Proposed festive socks design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
T-shirt · Product mockup
The Bitcoin-curious relative.
An orange Bitcoin coin in a separate red Santa hat and bold black type.
Proposed t-shirt design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Knitted jumper · Product mockup
The committed HODLer.
Black, white and orange Fair Isle bands with Bitcoin coins, snowflakes and red stars.
Proposed knitted jumper design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Hoodie · Product mockup
The friend with the biggest wishlist.
White collegiate lettering, an orange present icon and pink sparkles on violet.
Proposed hoodie design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Dad cap · Product mockup
The year-round cap wearer.
Orange Bitcoin badge in a red Santa hat, white snowstars and side embroidery; inspired by the existing snowcap.
Proposed dad cap design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Ceramic mug · Product mockup
The coffee-fuelled stacker.
Bold white condensed type on orange, a Bitcoin snowflake and a proposed red handle.
Proposed ceramic mug design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Espresso cup pair · Product mockup
The couple who disagree about everything.
One black cup says NAUGHTY; one white cup says NICE. Small orange Bitcoin seals connect the pair.
Proposed espresso cup pair design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Festive socks · Product mockup
The maximalist in your life.
Orange gift-box blocks form a tree among black Bitcoin motifs and white snowflakes.
Proposed festive socks design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Slippers · Product mockup
The person who never wants to leave home.
One slipper reads COLD WALLET, the other WARM FEET; orange Bitcoin badges finish the pair.
Proposed slippers design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Gift wrap & tags · Product mockup
Everyone on your orange-pilled list.
Repeat pattern of orange Bitcoin coins, black gift boxes and red stars, with matching tags.
Proposed gift wrap & tags design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
Notebook · Product mockup
The planner, dreamer or list-maker.
White lettering, an orange Bitcoin seal, hot-pink stars and a proposed red ribbon bookmark.
Proposed notebook design. Supplier, materials, dimensions, fit, decoration method and sample approval remain pending.
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Product mockups show the proposed shape, colour and design of each gift. They are AI-generated concepts, not photographs of manufactured samples. Every CW mockup uses the unchanged approved whale. Materials, fit, decoration and samples still need approval.
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